Native English teacher used to say: Maria is reading her dictionary again, trying to find a very difficult word for me to explain! Do you think I haven't looked everything up? This is what I do! I've found a page with Aussie slang. I also saw your bridge on fire for year 2009 on youtube. According to Freud (whom I otherwise dislike, I do everything because I have a thing for my daddy? hello?) analysis of humour, jokes typically have something unreasonable and laughter comes when/if person realizes the unreasonable. We laugh less if someone explains the joke. Anyway, in my interpretation I chose the meanings of 'bird' for 'kiwi' and 'dangerous high tackle in Australian rules football, running player is stopped by an arm to the chest or neck and usually gets knocked backward onto their back' for 'coathanger'. So basically, what I was saying is I can fly, I am attacking you and you need to defend yourself ('dodge this' is the epic trinity line from matrix of course). 'Hi-ya' is an emulation of a karate-style sound. Maybe the combination was a bit paranoid, but I usually do that as well!
p.s. Message was edited because I realized the link I posted previously contains words that might violate policies for posting to the site. I am sorry I didn't notice this earlier.
