If such a unit existed I would buy it right now today.
Been looking for a 16 port, gig, smart / managed, desktop model switch, but cannot find them.
There is a hole in the product line-up.
To me desktop model means:
height and width just enough to fit the physical ports
depth just enough to fit the electronics inside.
physical ports on rear
status on front bezel
passive cooling
silent
SG200-08 is a good example.